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We Are Starting the archives from Issue #8
BARFLY ~ The Official Newsletter Of Dr.Dirty Issue# 8
Hay Fuckberrys What's Up!
In this Letter I will answer some of your Questions & tell you about some updates
cuming to www.johnvalby.com
First let me start by saying THANX to my man DIPDOG over at www.thedirtfreaks.com
for some nice new banners.Dip Rocks
Now a lot of you peckerwoods have been asking me "Scott when in the hell is the DOC.
coming out with another pixies album?
The answer is The next album will be pixies. HAPPY NOW?
No Release date is set though.
Sales of the new album Valby Rocks are kickin' ASS.
If you don't have it, get it
There is a new video on the site,It's over 4 mins. long so please give it time to load.
The video is John Jamming on his guitar at his home studio.
There will be a few more video on the site very soon.
There have been a lot of requests for more nudity on the site.
Some videos contain a little nudity,this is John's official website & not a porn site.
However if you are looking for some more nudity check out thedirtfreaks.com
Always check our videos there may be some T&A but we can't have to much T&A.
I get lots of nice emails about the site.THANK YOU VERY MUCH & John & I have talked
& I will be making a page of all your nice comments & will post them on the site for the
DIRTWORLD to read.
So keep em cumin'
I THINK THAT'S ALL FOR NOW-MORE DATES ARE CUMING VERY SOON
UNTIL NEXT TIME
YOURS IN DIRT
SCOTT
____________________________________________________________________________
Welcome to yet another edition of Barfly #9
What's new you say? Well my Dirty fuckin' friends let me tell ya!
First I'll start by saying that our Barfly~newsletter list is up to 520 welcome all you
newcumers.
Second I would like to tell you about a show that was just added on November 2,2005 @
castaways in ithaca NY www.castawaysithaca.com only $10 advance $12 day of.
Third
John will be featured on christmas eve only on XM radio.more details are coming.
fourth John has just made a little video intro for the website & you can see it now!
I will be adding some new video in the next week or two from a private party I was at on
Saturday
It was a great time & the video will prove it.
A Big Thanx to Mark Frigga for that.Visit Marks buisness at www.frozencpu.com
December tour date should be on the site this weekend.
Remember Valby Rocks is on sale NOW!
Would make a great x-mas gift for the dirty fucker in all of us....
Till next time yours in Dirt
Scott
____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly~the Official Newsletter of John "Dr.Dirty" Valby #10
OUR web site was hit with a major Virus & I have been spending Endless hours trying
to fully restore the site & all it's content.
I still have some work to do ,But it's almost all restored.
The virus hit the site through an email that was sent to me.
Well Now for the good News!
December tour dates are now up on the site
A new video has been posted on the site
"If your Horny?" from Tags in Bigflats NY July 2005
I added this video because several people have emailed us about having just a little
nudity on the site.
More videos will be added soon.
John will be on XM radio x-mas eve.
More info on that show should be in our next issue.
Remember Valby Rocks his balls off is on sale now!
GET YOUR COPY TODAY!
Remember till next time
Yours in Dirt
Scott
_____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly #11
Here we go again
I would like to start this issue out saying thank you to John for a fund raiser he held on
Nov.2
I would like to extend that thank you to some other great people like Johns Daughter
Rosie & her IC pals for comin out & seeing dear old dad. Mark,dippy,Greg my fellow dirt
freaks & my buddy Lewis,Lee,Mike Huff & Mike B & my cousin Ray & Will Fox.
I would like to say that Ithaca NY blows dead coondicks!Those at the show know what I
mean.
Now fuck all that already
Remember November is the month our Dear Dr.Dirty was born.Want to know the
day(here is your clue) it was the day Kennedy was shot OUCH!
so sign the guestbook with a happy birthday wish for the old fucker.
Check out the site I have been doing some work on it today & every page Now has a
navigation bar.
That's for the dumb fuck in all of us.
There is a new video for Yukon Pete on the site.
Well I guess that's about all for now.
Look for more updates all week & guys STAY HARD!
GIRLS JUST STAY!
yours in Dirt
Scott
_____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly #12
Hello all you dirty fuckers out there in
Valby land!
First I will start out buy saying thank you to all the great people who email me.I have
had probably 100 emails from different people wanting John to play here or there.I
would like to tell everyone that wow
John would love to play in all those great states & even those few countrys
you mention.Here is what you need to do,go to your local clubs & request good ol
Dr.Dirty to play there.
The site has been getting rebuilt & updated everyday,we now have a navigation bar on
every page.
the tour page has been totally rebuilt & so has the valby store.
Remember x-mas is just around the corner,so order your valby cd's,shirts,hats &
videos now because they make great gifts.
new to the site.
fan of the month
if you would like to be the
fan of the month
send us an email @
fan@johnvalbynation.com
include a picture of yourself
(alone or with Valby)
and tell us why you love the dirt.
you could be on the site soon.
Until next time
Stay hard
_____________________________________________________________________________
The Barfly #13
WOW Happy fuckin' Holidays already!
Hope everyone in Dirtland has a great Thanxgivin' Shit only 25 fuckin' days til Xmas
I would like to tell everyone about a great fund raiser going down on the 10th of Dec.
Sweeney Fire Company Fundraiser sled hockey paralympians(hockey for the
disabled), $20 includes beer,munchies,soda Erie avenue and Zimmerman St North
Tonawanda Call Lynda @ 716-418-2555
Please Help them out Having a fund raiser is a very hard thing to do & every penny
counts. I know this from a personal point of view.
I feel about $1,570 short on a fundraiser. People say they can help or even show up &
then they don't.Please If this is in your neck of the woods be there.
Now on another note:January 2006 Tour Dates are up on the all new Tour page.With the
weather being so mild the last few days it's hard to Imagine January.
Keep sending in you Pictures With a little info on yourself & why you love Dirt.Maybe
you will be the next fan of the month,send them to fan@johnvalbynation.com
Remember you can spend Christmas eve with
John Valby But only if you have XM radio.
You can order XM Radio online service
www.xmradio.com
I'm still getting a ton of emails for John to play from GA to the UK
Remember to call or go to your local clubs & request John Valby,Tell the club to check
out the website & watch a video of John.Shit tell the owners you will blow them if the
have a Valby show.
One last thing
Lawrence Ross My 17 year old Blind insperation in Florida whom I have never met will
be listiningto John well shit as we speak for the first time.
Hope you had a great time & your dad Rocks for taking you.Lawrence emails me at least
once a week & I'm proud to say my old Valby site Turned him on to Dirt.now g home &
jack off dude!
Till next time Buy some Cd's & shirts (great xmas gifts) and well stay Hard or Wet
yours in Dirt
Scott
_____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly~official John Valby newsletter YEAR END EDITION
Happy Holidays from John Valby & his drunkin' crew of misfit toy's....
A WORD FROM THE Dr.of Dirt Mr.Valby
Merry Christmas and thanks for the great job you continue to do on the website---I hear
excellent comments at almost every show-----I don't look at the site very often---it
seems kind of narcissistic for me to be looking at me---but when I do, I'm always
surprised by the quality and the fun-ness of the site. My message is simple--Merry
Fucking Xmas and
a Horny New Year!!! Hope to see you guys soon!! J
WOW what a year.For me it was the single worest year of my life.My dad & aunt
pastaway.My kis needs surgery & well money just sucks ass,BUT ON THE ONE GOOD
NOTE:
I have become webmaster for the single greatest living entertainer & his runner up.I
was able to visit John at home & several times on the road.I was also able to hang out
back stage with Dennis Blair & George Carlin.See even the worst of times can have
there bright moments.
Enuff of me though Let's see what else is going on in the world of Dirt.
On Saturday Dec.10,2005 the comedy world lost one of it's great ones in Richard
Pryor.So I guess by Friday nights show John will bless of with yet! another great dead
joke.
People have been sending in lot's of fan of the month stuff.
so when will you be picked.Well keep sending them in & if we get too many we will just
have to make it a bi-weekly.
send your photo & why your the fan of the month to
fan@johnvalbynation.com
Spend Christmas eve with John Valby on xm radio 150
sure to be a great time.
Pick the next Video,What song would you most like to see become the next video on
the site?The one with the most requests will be the next video.Send in your request to
scottb@johnvalbynation.com in the subject line put:
my request
I would like to close the year out by saying thank you too some great people in my life.
My wife & Kids,mom & late Dad,best buddy Lewis(& the loss of his dad)the dudes from
the dirt freaks,my main man Dennis Blair(check out www.dennisblair.com) and of
COURSE
JOHN VALBY,SILENT RON & PAUL LAMANNA & A HUGE THANK YOU TO JOHN'S WIFE
ANNIE & THE KIDS FOR ALWAYS MAKING TIME IN THERE SCHEDULE FOR US TO STOP BY
THERE HOUSE & LETTING JOHN SPEND HALF HIS LIFE ON THE ROAD MAKING US ALL
LAUGH & SING!
HAPPY DRUNKIN' NEW YEARS
YOURS IN DIRT
SCOTT
_____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly # 14 2006 Dr.Dirty
Happy new years & Welcum to 2006
We have had record number of hits to the site the last three weeks.29.000 hits in one
week two weeks ago!
1,892 hits on xmas eve & 1,244 on xmas day
WOW you fuckers do love John. John is always saying it's the fans that make the dirt &
he is so right.
I my self spend a lot of time playing the old clean stuff.
I just love the piano john plays.
Are fan of the month for January
Lawrence Ross is a 17 year old blind kid from Florida.
Keep sending in your fan of the month requests.I have recieved several.send them in
everyone who sends in a will be a fan of the month.
TOUR DATE:
The March dates are now up on the site.
Please always remember to call the clubs ahead of time
for ticket prices & show times.
I just finished a new opening video for the site.
It features some great clips of john on stage & at home.
The video features one of my all time favorite Valby songs "one more beer" from
thenewest Valby cd
Valby Rocks his balls off.
Well that's all for now & until next time stay hard.
yours in dirt~ Scott
johnvalby.com contact info
barfly@johnvalbynation.com
fan@johnvalbynation.com
advertise@johnvalbynation.com
_____________________________________________________________________________
The Barfly #15 Official newletter of Dr.Dirty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well howdy all my Dirty little fuck berrys & how be ya!?
Well I just became a Daddy again on Jan.4 & let me tell ya what a hard fuggin job it was
havin that beautiful little Girl
Just found out that the baby might have one health prob.
won't know till Friday afternoon.Thanks to all my friends in dirtland that wrote me
asking how baby & mom are.
I have just updated the site & let me tell you I'm making my self even more work.I will
be doing a
Valby Album of the month & should have the first album ready on the site in the next 48
hrs.
Every month you can go & listen to the featured Valby Album.This month will be the
classic album
Hotel Buffalo
I just added a poll on the site
This poll is asking what the best Valby album of the last 10 years was & five choices.
Tour dates are updated & are throuh April 1,2006
Keep the fan of the month letters coming.
I love reading them & I will use all of them.
Until next time
Stay Hard
CONTACT INFORMATION FOR JOHNVALBY.COM/JOHNVALBYNATION.COM
contact the webmaster Scott Brown
Webmaster@johnvalbynation.com
Advertising
advertise@johnvalbynation.com
Barfly newsletter signup
barfly@johnvalbynation.com
Fan of the month registration (send in a photo of you or you & John plus
a little write up of why you love DIRT
fan@johnvalbynation.com
_____________________________________________________________________________
BARFLY ~ The Official Newsletter Of Dr.Dirty Issue# 8
Hay Fuckberrys What's Up!
In this Letter I will answer some of your Questions & tell you about some updates
cuming to www.johnvalby.com
First let me start by saying THANX to my man DIPDOG over at www.thedirtfreaks.com
for some nice new banners.Dip Rocks
Now a lot of you peckerwoods have been asking me "Scott when in the hell is the DOC.
coming out with another pixies album?
The answer is The next album will be pixies. HAPPY NOW?
No Release date is set though.
Sales of the new album Valby Rocks are kickin' ASS.
If you don't have it, get it
There is a new video on the site,It's over 4 mins. long so please give it time to load.
The video is John Jamming on his guitar at his home studio.
There will be a few more video on the site very soon.
There have been a lot of requests for more nudity on the site.
Some videos contain a little nudity,this is John's official website & not a porn site.
However if you are looking for some more nudity check out thedirtfreaks.com
Always check our videos there may be some T&A but we can't have to much T&A.
I get lots of nice emails about the site.THANK YOU VERY MUCH & John & I have talked
& I will be making a page of all your nice comments & will post them on the site for the
DIRTWORLD to read.
So keep em cumin'
I THINK THAT'S ALL FOR NOW-MORE DATES ARE CUMING VERY SOON
UNTIL NEXT TIME
YOURS IN DIRT
SCOTT
____________________________________________________________________________
Welcome to yet another edition of Barfly #9
What's new you say? Well my Dirty fuckin' friends let me tell ya!
First I'll start by saying that our Barfly~newsletter list is up to 520 welcome all you
newcumers.
Second I would like to tell you about a show that was just added on November 2,2005 @
castaways in ithaca NY www.castawaysithaca.com only $10 advance $12 day of.
Third
John will be featured on christmas eve only on XM radio.more details are coming.
fourth John has just made a little video intro for the website & you can see it now!
I will be adding some new video in the next week or two from a private party I was at on
Saturday
It was a great time & the video will prove it.
A Big Thanx to Mark Frigga for that.Visit Marks buisness at www.frozencpu.com
December tour date should be on the site this weekend.
Remember Valby Rocks is on sale NOW!
Would make a great x-mas gift for the dirty fucker in all of us....
Till next time yours in Dirt
Scott
____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly~the Official Newsletter of John "Dr.Dirty" Valby #10
OUR web site was hit with a major Virus & I have been spending Endless hours trying
to fully restore the site & all it's content.
I still have some work to do ,But it's almost all restored.
The virus hit the site through an email that was sent to me.
Well Now for the good News!
December tour dates are now up on the site
A new video has been posted on the site
"If your Horny?" from Tags in Bigflats NY July 2005
I added this video because several people have emailed us about having just a little
nudity on the site.
More videos will be added soon.
John will be on XM radio x-mas eve.
More info on that show should be in our next issue.
Remember Valby Rocks his balls off is on sale now!
GET YOUR COPY TODAY!
Remember till next time
Yours in Dirt
Scott
_____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly #11
Here we go again
I would like to start this issue out saying thank you to John for a fund raiser he held on
Nov.2
I would like to extend that thank you to some other great people like Johns Daughter
Rosie & her IC pals for comin out & seeing dear old dad. Mark,dippy,Greg my fellow dirt
freaks & my buddy Lewis,Lee,Mike Huff & Mike B & my cousin Ray & Will Fox.
I would like to say that Ithaca NY blows dead coondicks!Those at the show know what I
mean.
Now fuck all that already
Remember November is the month our Dear Dr.Dirty was born.Want to know the
day(here is your clue) it was the day Kennedy was shot OUCH!
so sign the guestbook with a happy birthday wish for the old fucker.
Check out the site I have been doing some work on it today & every page Now has a
navigation bar.
That's for the dumb fuck in all of us.
There is a new video for Yukon Pete on the site.
Well I guess that's about all for now.
Look for more updates all week & guys STAY HARD!
GIRLS JUST STAY!
yours in Dirt
Scott
_____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly #12
Hello all you dirty fuckers out there in
Valby land!
First I will start out buy saying thank you to all the great people who email me.I have
had probably 100 emails from different people wanting John to play here or there.I
would like to tell everyone that wow
John would love to play in all those great states & even those few countrys
you mention.Here is what you need to do,go to your local clubs & request good ol
Dr.Dirty to play there.
The site has been getting rebuilt & updated everyday,we now have a navigation bar on
every page.
the tour page has been totally rebuilt & so has the valby store.
Remember x-mas is just around the corner,so order your valby cd's,shirts,hats &
videos now because they make great gifts.
new to the site.
fan of the month
if you would like to be the
fan of the month
send us an email @
fan@johnvalbynation.com
include a picture of yourself
(alone or with Valby)
and tell us why you love the dirt.
you could be on the site soon.
Until next time
Stay hard
_____________________________________________________________________________
The Barfly #13
WOW Happy fuckin' Holidays already!
Hope everyone in Dirtland has a great Thanxgivin' Shit only 25 fuckin' days til Xmas
I would like to tell everyone about a great fund raiser going down on the 10th of Dec.
Sweeney Fire Company Fundraiser sled hockey paralympians(hockey for the
disabled), $20 includes beer,munchies,soda Erie avenue and Zimmerman St North
Tonawanda Call Lynda @ 716-418-2555
Please Help them out Having a fund raiser is a very hard thing to do & every penny
counts. I know this from a personal point of view.
I feel about $1,570 short on a fundraiser. People say they can help or even show up &
then they don't.Please If this is in your neck of the woods be there.
Now on another note:January 2006 Tour Dates are up on the all new Tour page.With the
weather being so mild the last few days it's hard to Imagine January.
Keep sending in you Pictures With a little info on yourself & why you love Dirt.Maybe
you will be the next fan of the month,send them to fan@johnvalbynation.com
Remember you can spend Christmas eve with
John Valby But only if you have XM radio.
You can order XM Radio online service
www.xmradio.com
I'm still getting a ton of emails for John to play from GA to the UK
Remember to call or go to your local clubs & request John Valby,Tell the club to check
out the website & watch a video of John.Shit tell the owners you will blow them if the
have a Valby show.
One last thing
Lawrence Ross My 17 year old Blind insperation in Florida whom I have never met will
be listiningto John well shit as we speak for the first time.
Hope you had a great time & your dad Rocks for taking you.Lawrence emails me at least
once a week & I'm proud to say my old Valby site Turned him on to Dirt.now g home &
jack off dude!
Till next time Buy some Cd's & shirts (great xmas gifts) and well stay Hard or Wet
yours in Dirt
Scott
_____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly~official John Valby newsletter YEAR END EDITION
Happy Holidays from John Valby & his drunkin' crew of misfit toy's....
A WORD FROM THE Dr.of Dirt Mr.Valby
Merry Christmas and thanks for the great job you continue to do on the website---I hear
excellent comments at almost every show-----I don't look at the site very often---it
seems kind of narcissistic for me to be looking at me---but when I do, I'm always
surprised by the quality and the fun-ness of the site. My message is simple--Merry
Fucking Xmas and
a Horny New Year!!! Hope to see you guys soon!! J
WOW what a year.For me it was the single worest year of my life.My dad & aunt
pastaway.My kis needs surgery & well money just sucks ass,BUT ON THE ONE GOOD
NOTE:
I have become webmaster for the single greatest living entertainer & his runner up.I
was able to visit John at home & several times on the road.I was also able to hang out
back stage with Dennis Blair & George Carlin.See even the worst of times can have
there bright moments.
Enuff of me though Let's see what else is going on in the world of Dirt.
On Saturday Dec.10,2005 the comedy world lost one of it's great ones in Richard
Pryor.So I guess by Friday nights show John will bless of with yet! another great dead
joke.
People have been sending in lot's of fan of the month stuff.
so when will you be picked.Well keep sending them in & if we get too many we will just
have to make it a bi-weekly.
send your photo & why your the fan of the month to
fan@johnvalbynation.com
Spend Christmas eve with John Valby on xm radio 150
sure to be a great time.
Pick the next Video,What song would you most like to see become the next video on
the site?The one with the most requests will be the next video.Send in your request to
scottb@johnvalbynation.com in the subject line put:
my request
I would like to close the year out by saying thank you too some great people in my life.
My wife & Kids,mom & late Dad,best buddy Lewis(& the loss of his dad)the dudes from
the dirt freaks,my main man Dennis Blair(check out www.dennisblair.com) and of
COURSE
JOHN VALBY,SILENT RON & PAUL LAMANNA & A HUGE THANK YOU TO JOHN'S WIFE
ANNIE & THE KIDS FOR ALWAYS MAKING TIME IN THERE SCHEDULE FOR US TO STOP BY
THERE HOUSE & LETTING JOHN SPEND HALF HIS LIFE ON THE ROAD MAKING US ALL
LAUGH & SING!
HAPPY DRUNKIN' NEW YEARS
YOURS IN DIRT
SCOTT
_____________________________________________________________________________
Barfly # 14 2006 Dr.Dirty
Happy new years & Welcum to 2006
We have had record number of hits to the site the last three weeks.29.000 hits in one
week two weeks ago!
1,892 hits on xmas eve & 1,244 on xmas day
WOW you fuckers do love John. John is always saying it's the fans that make the dirt &
he is so right.
I my self spend a lot of time playing the old clean stuff.
I just love the piano john plays.
Are fan of the month for January
Lawrence Ross is a 17 year old blind kid from Florida.
Keep sending in your fan of the month requests.I have recieved several.send them in
everyone who sends in a will be a fan of the month.
TOUR DATE:
The March dates are now up on the site.
Please always remember to call the clubs ahead of time
for ticket prices & show times.
I just finished a new opening video for the site.
It features some great clips of john on stage & at home.
The video features one of my all time favorite Valby songs "one more beer" from
thenewest Valby cd
Valby Rocks his balls off.
Well that's all for now & until next time stay hard.
yours in dirt~ Scott
johnvalby.com contact info
barfly@johnvalbynation.com
fan@johnvalbynation.com
advertise@johnvalbynation.com
_____________________________________________________________________________
The Barfly #15 Official newletter of Dr.Dirty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well howdy all my Dirty little fuck berrys & how be ya!?
Well I just became a Daddy again on Jan.4 & let me tell ya what a hard fuggin job it was
havin that beautiful little Girl
Just found out that the baby might have one health prob.
won't know till Friday afternoon.Thanks to all my friends in dirtland that wrote me
asking how baby & mom are.
I have just updated the site & let me tell you I'm making my self even more work.I will
be doing a
Valby Album of the month & should have the first album ready on the site in the next 48
hrs.
Every month you can go & listen to the featured Valby Album.This month will be the
classic album
Hotel Buffalo
I just added a poll on the site
This poll is asking what the best Valby album of the last 10 years was & five choices.
Tour dates are updated & are throuh April 1,2006
Keep the fan of the month letters coming.
I love reading them & I will use all of them.
Until next time
Stay Hard
CONTACT INFORMATION FOR JOHNVALBY.COM/JOHNVALBYNATION.COM
contact the webmaster Scott Brown
Webmaster@johnvalbynation.com
Advertising
advertise@johnvalbynation.com
Barfly newsletter signup
barfly@johnvalbynation.com
Fan of the month registration (send in a photo of you or you & John plus
a little write up of why you love DIRT
fan@johnvalbynation.com
_____________________________________________________________________________